Let us go straightaway to a definition of Outraged Richard as has been proposed by those familiar with him:

Outraged Richard: Ruler of the Transchoptankia Realm, Outraged Richard observes activities there and elsewhere and comments on them in a predominantly dismissive and trite style. Often seen on street corners screaming about the merits of morality, his roadside audience has been thinning over the years. Outraged Richard is patiently awaiting the upcoming period of time he calls The Age of Morality.

But what of this Transchoptankia Realm? What pray tell is that?

Transchoptankia Realm: Those lands of the eastern shores of Maryland and Virginia, and southern Delaware that contain the local peasantry and their corrupt politicians, Rapa Scrapple company, Johnny Janosik “The Longest Store on the Shore with the Shortest Prices” World of Furniture Galleries, and the vast Nutria infested swamps of the turbid Chesapeake Bay.

Age of Morality? Is that a time where senators tap their foot for sex in public bathroom stalls and high heeled pop out breasted tweens saunter about?

Age of Morality: "The Age of Morality is upon us! and I will endeavor to lower the boom on preposterous politicians, jackassery judges, tabulator teachers, pandering parents,  and all other indignations to the common man. It will be a good fight, so long as my hernia repair holds and government thugs don't hang me upside down and hook electrodes to my genitals." —Outraged Richard

There is more retrievable information about The Outraged One, should you be so bold:

• Outraged Richard Shares Particulars With the Peasantry on His Lady The Italian Beauty (11-12-07)
• A Journey Through Salisbury, Maryland of County Wicomico—The Dark Ages (8-29-07)
• Longtime Gay Critic Outraged Richard Marries Gay Male Prostitute (12-4-06)
• Ted Koppel Interviews Outraged Richard (6-9-06)
• Outraged Richard's Epitaph (5-31-06)
• Myspace.com Graciously Accepts The Outraged One (2-17-06)
• Black Friday Adventures at Wal-Mart (11-28-04)
• Outraged Richard presides over World of Dog Crap by Doug C. Rapp