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Category Archives: Bread & Circuses

Serena Williams Quits US Open Tennis. Threatens Referee: “I’mma Kill You, Beeatch!” Ejected From Match!

Update: Video footage added of Serena Williams threatening to kill referee! Outrageous!
Serena Williams during her late Saturday night 2009 U.S. Open semi-final tennis match against Kim Clijsters threatened to kill the referee after she was penalized on a foot fault:

The fault call came while Serena was down a set and serving to stay alive in [...]

Double Amputee Kyle Maynard Fights in MMA Match Video. As Bizarre as It Gets… A Human Potato Sack Scurrying Around a Barnyard Floor.

Have you seen this? Wrestler Kyle Maynard has no hands or feet but here he is ‘fighting’ in a cage match in Alabama. This is the third and final round. Can you guess who won? Of course, no soccer kicks were allowed:

Pocomoke City Biznatch, Conflict of Interest: Boss Hoggers Stuffed the Ballot Box, Now Donut Deputies Are Investigating Themselves

Our news Nutria came plodding in this afternoon from Pocomoke City, Maryland:
“Pocomoke Man Questions Wiretapping Investigation”
POCOMOKE CITY, Md. - A man arrested and charged with wiretapping in Pocomoke City says it’s a conflict of interest for the town’s police to be leading the investigation.
William Burke was arrested and charged last week with wiretapping. He admits to recording [...]

Wikipedia Entry on Jim Ireton “City’s First Openly Gay Mayor” of Salisbury Scrubbed. Moderators Bickering and Fussing.

Wikipedia’s entry for Jim Ireton was first written as the “city’s first openly gay mayor” of Salisbury, Maryland but now that triumph has been delisted.
Ireton was included in the “LGBT Mayors” and “LGBT politicians from the United States” categories but now those too have been removed from his Wikipedia entry.
Were these statements too “disambiguous”?
The potentially [...]

Law Vindicates Billy Burke! Mayor McDermott Shouting on the City Hall Steps Affords No Expectation of Privacy! FREE Billy Burke!

Update! Read the alleged illegal wiretapping story at the Pocomoke Tattler.
Even the FBI says Mr. Burke is innocent!

Jim Albero of Rehoboth Arrested While Driving Nude on Way to Visit Mother.

Old news story breathes new life into current Salisbury mayoral campaign:
Delaware State Police arrested a Delaware man Wednesday afternoon after he was found driving completely nude on Route 13.
Police were called about the man driving northbound around 1:30 p.m. Trooper Al Martinez stopped a pink 1969 Volkswagon Beetle at the 12.6 mile marker about three [...]

One Year Ago Today, Give or Take a Few Months and Days: A Height Challenged Divorced Boy-Man Named Joe Albero Hosted a Horse Manure Fired Barbecue.

One year ago today, give or take a few months and days:
This past Memorial Day, Mr. Joseph Albero and Mr. Outraged Richard, both of Delmar, DE, celebrated the occasion with a manure fired barbecue bash at the Albero Ranch. Mr. Outraged relates the story below, in the third-person omniscient. Also included is a snapshot of [...]

Pastor Lewis Nathaniel Watson of First Baptist Church of Salisbury, MD? Are You and Your Congregation Going to Let Sexual Pervert Jim Ireton Be Mayor of Salisbury on April 7, 2009?

Pastor Lewis Nathaniel Watson of First Baptist Church of Salisbury, MD? Are you hearing this?
Pastor Watson, you are in the heart of the black community of Salisbury and with the size of your congregation plus a few phone calls, you could send out a powerful message to uphold family values.
The black community proudly represents 1/3 [...]

What Does 1 Trillion Look Like? Several Acres of Double Stacked Pallets. President Obama Clueless: “Somebody Needs to Go Steal the Printing Press Before the Dollar is Worth Nothing”

President Obama has no idea what he is doing tinkering around with the American economy. This is not to say George Bush did either, as it was clear he did not, but Obama is the U.S. President now and before that he was giving free handouts to minorities in a “community organizer” capacity.
Now Obama is [...]

Blockerbuster Story on Monday: Hugest Story to Ever Hit the Eastern Shore. Stay Tuned!

Folks, I have been dieing to break this blockerbuster story ever since Friday evening, but I thought real hard and had to hold it off until Monday where more people will be on the edge of their seats.
Let me tell you, this story has got to be the hugest story to ever hit the Eastern [...]

Frugality Tip! FREE Thomas Train Engine at Toys-R-Us Coupon! Hurry! Ends March 22, 2009!

Can’t beat a free Thomas Train Engine at Toys-R-Us in downed economic times. Hurry! Get it while the offer lasts!

Toys R Us offers a Free Thomas Train Engine when you present this Printable Coupon in a Toys-r-us store now through Sunday Mar 22, 2009. [Store Locator]. Thanks kmun.
Valid Train Engines:

Thomas Engine
Lights & Sound Percy
Sir Handel
Peter [...]

Great Depression of 2009 Revives Healthy America with Government Cheese and Church Bread. Universal Sick Care Causes Treasury Department Collapse! Obama Raids Thrift Stores for Monopoly Money.

Great Depression of 2009 full bore ahead! The stock market is in a death gargle, and businesses are chucking employees out into the unswept streets!
Friends, what will the coming economic catastrophe bring? With people out of work and forming bread lines, will bleached flour church bread save America? Will government cheese save America?
Yes, it may [...]