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Category Archives: Creatures & Nature

Snoop Dogg and Avril Lavigne Creatures Dispatched on Hunting Safari, Sent to Taxidermist

If I were on safari and spotted either of these creatures about the grasslands, it would be with utmost certainty and swiftness that I would drop them with my Weatherby Mark V Deluxe .460 Magnum and send the carcasses on over to Ray Hitchcock Taxidermy and have the good folks there do either a full [...]

Drunk Somerset County Sheriff Robert “Bobby” Jones Attacks Local Princess Anne Woman. Sheriff Accused as Weremuskrat. Muskrat Catcher Called.

Somerset County Sheriff Robert “Bobby” Jones has been accused of being a Weremuskrat by local Princess Anne woman Donna Pusey (Pusey is her actual last name).
Ms. Pusey now fears for her safety after witnessing the transformation of  Sheriff Jones from human form to muskrat form on the moonlit night of February 12, 2009.
“He was stinkin’ [...]

Beautiful Women of Delmarva: Katherine Amenta Picture! Pick Stitching! Fantastic!

Guys! Another picture of Katherine Amenta has popped up in the internet ether! Do you believe it?
Nice pick stitching, Ms. Amenta! Again with the modest jewelry! Wow! Fantastic!
See how Ms. Amenta does not desire a truckload of jewelry around her neck and ears. That’s modesty and class…
Well, that’s Katherine Amenta:

Naked, Nude, and Naughty: Topless Carrie Prejean Bare Breasts Protected by King James Bible, Obama Shirtless on Beach!

Topless Carrie Prejean protected by the King James Bible! Churchgoers, there is nothing wrong with bodily self-esteem and there is nothing wrong with a beautiful Christian woman who is tastefully nude.
By the way, we have the pictures you want of elegant and tastefully nude Carrie Prejean.
You filthy disgusting hypocrites who slobber over and herald the [...]

Men’s Sexual Reorientation Class #3

Miss USA winner Carrie Prejean:
“In my family I think that a marriage should be between a man and woman.”

Men’s Sexual Reorientation Class #2

Attunement, linking the emotional and cognitive aspects of your inner life:
“The Power of Therapeutic Attunement”
By Joseph Nicolosi, Ph.D.
“Our minds are not created alone; they are co-created. Our nervous system is ready to be taught by other peoples’ nervous systems, which transforms us.”
The central healing process of psychotherapy is the experience of attunement. This experience allows [...]

Men’s Sexual Reorientation Class #1

White Man Update! Dumb Rural Kids Shoot Up Wildlife! Native Indians Turn Over in Their Graves!

In the exhausted hills and plains of White America teeming with a sorry assortment of fearful wildlife, dumb white kids are photographed proudly posing next to game animals they recently shot with a telescoped rifle.
The worst is not their posing that shows them to be vain, boastful, careless and unappreciative.
The worst is not that American [...]

World Turning Into Giant Fireball! Calculate Your Carbon Debt and Send In Cash Money

Enough is enough! The world is turning into a giant fireball, all because we humans are spewing out loads of carbon dioxide!
Wake up! Get with the program!
Calculate your carbon usage by clicking on the below "carbon calculator" and start saving the planet.
Send in your cash money and these environmentally aware folks will earmark it for [...]

Saint Valentine, Thou Art Full High on Loft

 
 
Now welcome summer, with thy sunnes soft,
That hast these winter weathers overshake
Saint Valentine, thou art full high on loft,
Which driv’st away the longe nightes blake;*          *black
Thus singe smalle fowles for thy sake:
Well have they cause for to gladden oft,
Since each of them recover’d hath his make;*        *mate
Full blissful may they sing when they awake…. (maine.edu)
—Geoffrey [...]

Burger Boy Says “Wipe That Grease off Your Chin!” and “Have Another!”

Do your part to ensure more cows obliterate our moonscaped lands:

Have another burger.

White Man Update! **Breaking News** What Happened to All the Bees?

The White Man is at it again, meddling with yet another hapless member of the creature world. This time – bees. Across the globe bees are disappearing at an alarming rate.
Could it be the result of apocalyptic loads of toxic chemicals poor Mother Earth has endured regularly for the last century? What about the [...]