Sunday, September 13, 2009
This is no 24 Hour Fitness. This is 24 Hour Ghetto. You got to work with what you got:
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See, not everyone in Salisbury is obese, alcoholic, or mentally ill.
Jayme Weeg, below, President of Junior Achievement of the Eastern Shore.
This fine lady also owns The Dinner Company, "a no-hassle alternative to family style dinners".
Dang, Jayme, we know it’s hard being healthy and pretty while living amongst the tidewater skeeters, swamp gas, and chicken ammonia—but [...]
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***Massive Update on the free Kentucky Fried Chicken meal coupon***
The free chicken offer was a bust leaving millions of faithful KFC eaters upset and forced to pay full price for chicken.
Worse, rats have been seen everywhere running over fast food trays, booster seats, and hairnets.
"Rats were humping on the deep fryer and licking soda dispensers!" [...]
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Notice the radiant smiles and healthy faces of these Delmarva women.
Notice they do not weigh 300 pounds or have a cigarette dangling out of their mouths.
Now try to understand that their appearance and demeanor is normal.
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Councilwoman Shanie Shields was in the ‘hood this afternoon washing her car with her boom box turned up. Exclusive video:
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Jim Ireton presided over this year’s Johnson’s Lake Neighborhood Annual Easter Egg Hunt of a hastily gathered gaggle of single mothers, clingy men, and innocent children.
This was Jim Ireton’s first official engrossment as mayor-elect of Salisbury, Maryland.
Ireton, despite being an advocate for teaching homosexuality to children, chose the Christian holiday of Easter as a warm [...]
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Another sighting of a weight related billboard near Toadvine Road and the Salisbury 13 Bypass was captured digitally by Geraldine Renshaw while passing by in her Buick Regal. The Wicomico Convention and Visitors Bureau department initially denied their sponsorship of the roadside ad, but Freedom of Information Act requests by the OR Newswire have revealed [...]
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Under the needless weight of hundreds of diabetes books, thousands of embroidered stole wrapped doctors waving leeches, tapeworms, and Montblanc fountain pens, and billions of dollars of ongoing medical research — a man who calls himself The Outraged One announced a cure for common Diabetes.
From his Lee jeans pocket The Outraged One pulled out a [...]
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Mrs. Louetta Toadvine, a faithful reader, has sent in yet another picture of a roadside billboard she spied with her glaucomic eye on one of the charming byways of the Eastern Shore.
Thank you, Mrs. Toadvine!
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***Breaking news!*** This just in from slickdeals.net: Grandma’s Cookies: 120 packs for $25
Amazon has Grandma’s Cookies on sale for $19.83 per case of 60. Buy 2 cases of 60 (120 total packs of cookies) for $39.66 – $15 (with code CHIPDSCT) = $24.66 for 120 packs of cookies with free shipping. Thanks dagrocer.
Grandma’s Big Cookie, [...]
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The following cymbal bashing global events are, in their most uncomplicated form, red herrings. That is, these events and the agendas behind them are distracting us from understanding their greater importance. They are mystery fictions.
AIDS: The vast majority of people who contract AIDS are homosexual, sexually promiscuous, or drug users—not people who are heterosexual, monogamous, [...]
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