Sunday, September 13, 2009
Serena Williams, you all ghetto, girl!
Project Pat n’ OJ DA Juice Man lays the cuts straight, says, "You can take me out the ‘hood, but I’mma keep it ‘hood."
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A terrible tragedy has occurred betwixt the Nutria infested swamps of Pocomoke City, Maryland.
Our dear friends, the Burkes, have had their large black cock stolen from their porch which fronts a busy street often utilized by local riffraff for passage.
The Burkes recently erected the hand fashioned cock on their sittin’ porch as part of their [...]
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Real or fake? Anti-Christian satire sites exposed! Are Christ Wire.org or Landover Baptist.org or The Onion.com conservative based Godly organizations or anti-Christian immoral liberal mouthpieces?
The petulant frauds behind these websites are going to be furious and file legal briefs against us for exposing their system of deceit to you, but we’re going ahead anyway…
They are [...]
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Why is a dirty faggot allowed to ask a sexually vile question to Miss California Carrie Prejean, a respectable family values woman, at the Miss USA pageant?
Answer: Because the entertainment industry is rife with the most vile and atrocious human offal imaginable.
This decent Christian woman, held fast to the sewer pipe of debauchery by a [...]
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Mexican Sam says: “Thank you for paying your taxes today. Muchas Gracias!”
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This just received over the Rehomo Beach Police wire: $3.00 REWARD for information leading to the arrest of James “Jim” Ireton Jr.
Eagle-eyed citizens, take your “Purple Parrot Cash” and redeem at the, you guessed it… the Purple Parrot in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
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The stock market is down. Property prices are firmly floating in the real estate bubble.
Where should you put your hard earned cash-money? What if we were to tell you about an opportunity to make an FDIC insured 3.5% interest?
Would you be interested in what we had to say? Are you as excited about this opportunity [...]
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Public Enemy #1: The Leaf blower
Allergy sufferers, young entrepreneurs, and taxpayers: Take Heed!
Leaf blowers are invading your town and they will not stop until every speck of dust, leaf, and debris has been lifted and swirled into the air by an earsplitting engine and blower tube contraption.
They will not stop until every person in the [...]
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Another unfortunate aspect of the U.S. illegal immigration is the effect it has on the immigrant’s family and home country. In effect, the emigrant is deserting the nurturing closeness of family for the monetary rewards of illegal work in the U.S. to be sent back home via Bank of America’s SafeSend®.
Strained from a lack of [...]
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Saturday, September 22, 2007
It is always good to expand and clarify good principles, as shall be done on a directive within Immigration: The Final Solution:
“All illegal immigrants will be deported immediately. Illegal immigrants will be confined during their deportation procedures in at least a dozen efficient, simple, and low cost immigration camps along the border. Time is of [...]
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Friday, November 10, 2006
One of the more troubling aspects of allowing illegal immigrants promoting a separate and distinct culture into the U.S. is that they will, despite efforts to make them legal and somehow “equal” to existing American citizens or to still classify them as “undocumented workers,” most likely be regarded with disdain and relegated to inferiority for [...]
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Federal and State government’s failure to enforce immigration laws prompts local towns to pass laws discouraging illegal immigration that “destroys our neighborhoods and diminishes our overall quality of life.”
Hazleton, PA plans to fine landlords $1,000 for renting to illegal immigrants. Tom Maklin, mayor of Avon Park, FL agrees, and he is proposing to deny business [...]
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