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Category Archives: Salisbury Sindrome

Debbie Campbell’s Computer Hacked by Outraged Richard. Text Message Retrieved From Hard Drive!

Folks, there has been a great amount of speculation lately about the hacking of Councilwoman Debbie Campbell’s computer and I’m saying let’s get down to brass tacks and nails.
This is going to be a difficult admission, but I want to be perfectly honest with the good people of Salisbury, MD of County Wicomico.
Therefore, I, Outraged [...]

Sick and Tired of Black People—Abdul Choudhry Murdered by Single Black Mother’s Demon Offspring. Salisbury, MD: A Modern Gomorrah

I am sick and tired of the black people in this forsaken city. As God as my witness, there are some good family centered black folk in the Salisbury community that would give you the shirt off their backs and a dinner of collard greens and roast chicken if your car broke down in the [...]

Google Search Results, Forgiven, Swine Flu, Sheriff Mike Lewis’ Height, Mafioso Frank DiPascali, Greatest Piece of Art

Let’s see… we are #1 out of 28,300 results on Google for search terms “faggot perez hilton”. That’s impressive. Is that something we can bring to the Pearly Gates?
Joe Albero, the Heel Lifted Boy-Man, has been forgiven for calling the esteemed Mrs. Barrie Tilghman of Salisbury a “waste of good s—m”. His lawyer, Karen Silverstrim, [...]

OR News Night Sign-Off: Phantom Hands

OR News signing off for the night. We bid you adieu!

Carole Mayers Rape Charges Dropped By Technicality! Wicomico Sheriff Mike Lewis Bungled Case, Feeling Shorter.

Carole Leigh Mayers either got away with screwing a degenerate boy or is hiding behind some legalese. The motions for the dismissal of charges against her are founded on offense date uncertainty, and the general argument that because the victim’s past and current behavior is immoral his testimony is therefore not admissible. (see article at [...]

***Breaking News*** Wicomico County State’s Attorney Davis Ruark Found Slumped Over Unconscious In Government Office Toilet Stall.

Davis Ruark, State’s Attorney for Wicomico County was found at 5 AM this morning passed out in a government bathroom stall. His face was as red as an Irish beet, janitor Jesus Gonzalez said, and he appeared to have been drinking alcohol.
Assistant Janitor Fernando Guerrero said, speaking in a thick accent,  “This is how we [...]

Was Jim Ireton Molested by A Catholic Priest At St. Francis De Sales Catholic Church in Salisbury? Pedophile Priest Alert for the Eastern Shore of Maryland!

Every homosexual disorder begins somewhere: at the family home, school, among peers, in the presence of authority figures, chuch.
Here are the facts:

Jim Ireton was raised by a single mother and imprinted by an overly emotional upbringing.
He lacked as a child a proper fatherly figure of discipline.
He was raised in Salisbury, MD.
He participated in tennis tournaments [...]

Downtown Salisbury, MD: “They Just Left the Baby Carriage, With the Baby in It, Parked Outside the Store on the Sidewalk.”

Howard at the Dustpan wrote an article about downtown Salisbury in the 1940’s that brought tears to my eyes:
My mother was telling me an interesting tale about living in Salisbury in the 1940’s. She said in that time period women would walk from their homes to go shopping in downtown Salisbury. If they had babies, [...]

New Directions! Apologies, Easter Bunnies, Heel Lifts, Wheelbarrowed Stomachs, and Mononucleosis. Rejuvenation!

A heartfelt response to Michael Swartz of Mononucleosis in regard to his letter of tolerance and renewal having to do with bloggers united against Outraged Richard, the Mr. Taylor versus Mr. Albero feud, and blog redirections and comatose postings:
Dear Michael,
Thank you for those kind words. Gruppenführer Swartz, I appreciate your gigantic shrug at family [...]

***HUGEST STORY???*** Connect the Dots! Silverstrim, Housing Appeal, St. Peter’s Church, Advocate Magazine, Another Church, Jim “Beach Boy” Ireton. YOU DO THE MATH???

Connect the dots:
1. Jim Ireton’s last campaign meeting was held at the The Law Office of Karen F. Silverstrim, LLC in Salisbury, MD.
2. Said law office will “handle same-sex affidavits for both estates and property and keep current on changes in state law.”
3. Said law office is located directly at the rear of St. Peter’s [...]

Hugest News to Ever Hit Delmarva Island! Are you Sitting Down at 9 AM Friday Tomorrow Morning??

**LATE BREAKER NEWS*** Are you siting down!
In the last 15 minutes before we even had a chance to tell you about this unbelevable late breaker news story, over 200 email poured in asking us for just a teeny glimps. Our web servars are under a heavy load and hits are through the roof, but STAY [...]

Local Salisbury Hero, Student Tony Tracey Says, “I’m Fed Up, This Bee-atch Ain’t Getting My Lunch Money!”

Salisbury student Tony Tracey chose not to be a victim of crime in Salisbury. Lord knows there are literally thousands of them.
For those of you clicking on to this website from Siberia: Salisbury, Maryland has the highest crime rate in the state of Maryland and public safety will not improve until all the guilty immoral [...]