Folks, there has been a great amount of speculation lately about the hacking of Councilwoman Debbie Campbell’s computer and I’m saying let’s get down to brass tacks and nails.

This is going to be a difficult admission, but I want to be perfectly honest with the good people of Salisbury, MD of County Wicomico.

Therefore, I, Outraged Richard, swear on the Salisbury City charter that I willfully and maliciously broke into Debbie Campbell’s computer for nefarious purposes.

I also swear on the aforementioned article that I came upon a folder entitled "BCC txt messages – Twinkle Toes".

The below text message is one of several that a folder on Debbie Campbell’s computer included.

Folks, hold on to your sofa belt and turn Oprah down because it looks like Jim Ireton is blind carbon copying text messages to Mrs. Campbell, possibly for safekeeping.

Question: Why would Jim Ireton keep a toilet paper trail of potentially suspect activity? Political blackmail?

Answer: Good question, but why would Ireton want to hold incriminating evidence against State’s Attorney Davis Ruark of all people? If it is common knowledge that Mr. Ruark is more often than not passed out face first into a lunch plate of alcoholic vomit, why would a bathroom soirée make any difference?