Real or fake? Anti-Christian satire sites exposed! Are Christ Wire.org or Landover Baptist.org or The Onion.com conservative based Godly organizations or anti-Christian immoral liberal mouthpieces?
The petulant frauds behind these websites are going to be furious and file legal briefs against us for exposing their system of deceit to you, but we’re going ahead anyway…
They are fake!
Here is why: They NEVER link to rationally detailed information or provide any intelligent justification supporting their apparent “beliefs”.
We’ll just use one example to show you how atheistic fueled Christ Wire is a bunch of unbiblical rubbish. The Onion, Landover Baptist, and all the rest of those unsaved interweb abominations use the same ditch of devilry to blast their unwashed liberal message to naive and ignorant folk.
The easiest example to use is the anti-gay belief which Christwire.org seems to promote. If you read over their “gay agenda” posts there is prevalent usage of simplistic wording and beliefs like “homogay”, “tiddlydoos”, “Twiddle Anus Worshiper”, “[Gays rape] young boys” followed by an extreme corrective response like “drown the gays” or “fill them up with gun powder…and set a fire“.
Every post follows this exact same pattern.
So what is the problem with this and how are we able to tell these websites are a total fraud?
Because there is NEVER any relevant or rational information that reasonably supports their position against homosexuality.
IN FACT, there is a Mt. Everest sized depository of psychological, religious, and ethical information available showing conclusively that homosexuality is one behavior among many other deficient and wrong behaviors that wither in deference to practicing the traditional family values of a man and woman together in holy matrimony.
Christwire.org is negatively portraying gays and homosexuals from a childish, hateful, and extreme perspective, a perspective that we all know is illogical and abhorrent. The technique they are using is called reverse psychology which for most people is an incredibly difficult methodology to unwind.
Reverse psychology is a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated.
In other words, ChristWire.org through a simple psychological technique is attempting to convince you that homosexuality is right.
The clincher that reveals their website to be truly fake and not real is the lack of any reasonable substantiation to their beliefs against gays and homosexuality—only childish, simplistic extremism which we all know is not a way to justify a good belief.
Here at Outraged Richard we do satire but we provide the detailed basis upon which the absurd portrayal was made, as several of our articles include:
“Is a Clip-Haired Lesbian Screaming on YOUR Doorstep? List of Psychological Articles”
and
“Stand up and Give [Homosexual Mayor] Jim Ireton the Help He Really Needs.”
This is exactly why those unwashed funny websites are generally fake, except if the Westboro Baptist Church’s teachings on fags are equivalent to practically every church's intelligent studies on sinful behaviors such as homosexuality.
Let’s get real, churchgoers, is filth monger Perez Hilton’s lifestyle and debauched followers as good as the moral faithful lifestyle that thousands of Catholic writings on love, marriage, and family point toward?
Now of course some of the lib-bot anti-Christian humorists are funny. In fact, very funny like the “Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted by Fundamentalist Baptist Architect, William Hargraves” article.
But don’t ever be confused about the atheistic evil tidings backdrop behind their humor, and that a dark cloud of evil and perversity IS sweeping through the streets of America.
Look! There goes one now. His name is Jim Ireton.
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Seriously, I long thought this was a parody site on homophobic and otherwise nutcase fundies- a “fake”. I didn’t think anyone could actually take seriously what you post here. In fact, I still find it hard to believe that you are serious about all this. For example, you had to know that the nasty letter you sent out about Jim Ireton was just going to rally people behind him. That’s just basic common sense. So, is this all one big scam to demonize religious leaders that are anti-gay? Regardless, you are one of the best allies the homosexual lobby ever had. PS- Before you start name calling, I am very heterosexual.
Zazu,
I have no problem with your heterosexuality, but you must keep in mind that the operative word in today’s society is “diversity”. You really should broaden your horizons, you know. May I suggest you try apotemnophilia? After all, handicapped people have rights and feelings, too.
Yes, I enjoy diversity. Nothing against apotemnophilia, but it is a bit booring on its own. I’m currently trying to wrap [deleted] into a single sexual encounter. Now that ought to be a fun nite!
Sinners, you are headed on a one way train track to Hell. There you may spew your sexual filth and perversity to your poisoned heart’s content.
But for the love of sweet Jesus, this is not a warm-up forum for your eternal demise.
If I have to take an electronic bar of soap to your interweb mouths I will do so.
Really? Did you just figure out TWELVE years later that The Onion is a joke site? Its not veiled or disguised in anyway. Its a parody, like The Colbert Show. You’re not that dumb that you just figured this out, are you? Wait. Maybe you are.
I sendeth thee the revelation that thou needeth to get out of your cave more and smell the catfood….The Onion and Landover Baptist have been known satire for eons!!! I’m still surprised by the continuing debate over Christwire, though. But it is so over the top ridiculous that I can’t imagine it would be anything but satire,,,,Vagina referred to as a “sallyjessy”!!!?? Is she still around??? Scary thought: vagina with oversized red plastic glasses….
i don’t know if you are aware but the onion is well known as a satire (the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.) of news media. They do a very good job too: ocular penetration http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull very real looking but obviously fake (i don’t think they like it when you say f–k repeatedly during a meeting of congress). and now a question what is a fake satire? fox news or CNN?
The Christian god is a drunken step-father at best, and a terrorist at worst.
Never forget that Yahweh ordered the Hebrews to commit genocide.
You worship that?
Look, I guess it’s finally safe enough to just say it:
We’re taking over.
I know, I know- years ago you heard there was a gay agenda and you laughed and made a joke about interior design or some nonsense and moved on with your life. In the whole of your life, you knew all of seven people who were gay, and most of them either had lisps or wore Birkenstocks. They served their purpose. They hid our numbers. When it comes to the gay agenda:
IT’S ALL TRUE.
The rest of us have been slowly taking over every industry. We own your sport franchises, we make your movies, we run your government, and we teach your children.
We’re not proud of everything we’ve done. You like NASCAR? That was us. Nevertheless, it’s proved profitable. Oh, I’m sure you think I’ll say something cheeky like “how couldn’t you tell with those pretty uniforms?” but in truth, we’re not all fashion masters. What we are is evil. Unequivocal evil. We’re taking the f*ck over, and our intention is not peace.
Amusingly, you’ve blamed us for things we didn’t even do. Will and Grace was not our doing. We’re not that shallow. Hell, most of what’s on Logo and Bravo is made by people out of the loop, so to speak. No, our domain is ESPN. Fox News. All of Viacom. Clear Channel. And Digg.com. Sure, we have freelancers here and there doing artsy sh*t for HBO and Showtime and the like- but we figured a few seasons of Six Feet Under wasn’t too much to ask for one of our producers who was stuck engineering Mind of Mencia. He needed a break.
But I digress.
Soon, your kid is going to come home and say “Dad? I think I’m gay.” And instead of slapping the sh*t out of him and taking him to church, like you did to us, you’re going to say “That’s okay Xavier. I love you no matter what.” Then you’re going to climb into your gay-designed Nissan Sentra powered by gay-controlled gasoline and take your gay son to a gay-ass Buffalo Wild Wings and watch some gay f*cking football while downing a pitcher of Budweiser. Which is also gay.
It’s important that you know. We did this to you.
In a few decades, the breeding will stop. Time will claim its last human victim as they stare at the destruction around them and wonder “who did this to us?”
We did.
Because you pissed us off.
I really hope that this site itself is satire because if not this is one of the most ignorant and ludicrous articles I have ever laid eyes on. Christwire and the onion are obviously satire and only a super-religious fool who is two cowardly to come out of the false security of his faith and confront the real world would believe otherwise. If Outraged Richard is infact a satire site then it is very good and I applaud you for poking fun at religious idiots. If you are serious, then all of the worlds problems can be blamed on religious nut-jobs like you.
When I first visited Christwire I was a bit taken aback by its stridency. I looked up the guy who runs it and couldn’t find much. He claims to be a Youth Pastor. I don’t think so. Pressing on, I explored the site’s various departments. “Lord have mercy”, says I to myself. “These people are too wacky to be serious.” Satire rules!
Yeah, this site itself must be satire. If the content wasn’t a dead giveaway (c’mon, nobody’s this stupid,) “Sendeth Observation” should be.
Being somewhat familiar with the Transchoptankia Rhelm myself after 22 years, I must admit that the Outraged One is an astute satirist of the Rhelm and it’s most notorious citizens. Outraged Richard is one of my favorite sites when he address’s the turmoil of the local peasantry.
That’s rich that a satire blog is outing other satire sites, although none of the ones mentioned are in question. Most people can recognize satire and should immediately assume it’s satire if it is too ridiculous. Like I really believe the Westboro Baptist Church is a satirical group. They have so much fun making up crazy songs about how we’re going to hell. There’s no doubt in my mind that most members are just making fun of conservative Christianity and love to argue anyway.
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