Google Search Results, Forgiven, Swine Flu, Sheriff Mike Lewis’ Height, Mafioso Frank DiPascali, Greatest Piece of Art
- Let’s see… we are #1 out of 28,300 results on Google for search terms “faggot perez hilton”. That’s impressive. Is that something we can bring to the Pearly Gates?
- Joe Albero, the Heel Lifted Boy-Man, has been forgiven for calling the esteemed Mrs. Barrie Tilghman of Salisbury a “waste of good s—m”. His lawyer, Karen Silverstrim, defended the statement but differed on the use of the word “good” .
- Soon, we will all be asking ourselves when we wake up in the morning if we have Swine Flu. Delaware students already are.
- Whoever can guess Sheriff Mike Lewis’ correct height wins two free horse manure fired barbecue tickets to Mr. Albero’s ranch.
- Connect Bernard Madoff’s second in command capo Frank DiPascali to the Mafia and win either a free entree at an Italian restaurant or a bullet in the head.
- ACLU teams up with right wing conspiracy theorist Billy Burke on voter fraud. The black helicopters have finally stopped circling.
- Michael of monoblogue.us keeps taking the high road by publishing news of actual value about the community of Salisbury, but he inadvertently publishes a picture of a man resting his hand on an aroused Mayor Jim Ireton’s thigh
- You didn’t know this but the greatest piece of artwork since the dawn of human time has been deleted today from people’s memory and history books.
One Peasant Speaketh
Gee, Karen F Silverstrim, acting as counsel to Gary Bradford Marshall of Wicomico County, just issued an un-enforceable Cease & Desist order on a dear friend of mine. Within that C & D Ms. Silverstrim attempts Extortion by threatening “legal action” with verifiably false accusations. Wonderful counsel! Where can I post the entire banter between them? Tell me Please!
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