This morning at the mental institution I fished an old copy of The Daily Times out of the latrine to read and stopped humming and flapping my lips at this sentence:

Race, and income and education level are all factors in voter participation and may be working against District 1 residents, but the perception that District 1 sees lower participation because it is a predominantly black community is likely false, according to Basehart. (delmarvanow.com)

Guess who wrote the article? I gave her a cannoli and she went away last time, but she’s back… Laura D’Alessandro. Further troubling is that I have to link to her article from the Google dumpster, because The Daily Times is flipping these pancake stories out and over to their pay only archive faster than a dog can pee on a sheet of white paper.

Does anyone out there understand the aforementioned sentence? Can we rephrase the sentence to “blackness may be a factor working against minority district voters, but lower voter participation in the minority district because they are black is false according to Basehart”.

Nurse Ratched, please give me my pills now. Thanks, and I’ll have an extra helping of Scrapple at dinner time, thank you very much.

In other words, according to white lib-bot Laura, because people are black is why they don’t vote. Because people are poor is why they don’t vote. Because people are uneducated… well, I’ll buy that is part of the reason they may not vote but not in the way that immoral liberals would have you believe.

That is to say, being uneducated is not the absence of knowing how to put a condom on a cucumber, tolerating homosexual teachers by drawing men with rainbows blasting out of their rears, and glorifying Obama because Negroes are not smart enough to get ahead. In this regard, being uneducated is a blessing.

Let’s bullhorn it right into the ‘hood: Are you black, poor, uneducated? Can’t get anywhere because you are black? Too stupid to make money? Well, you’re just a bunch of niggers.

Which stands to reason since being black and stupid is the same thing “nigger” means.

In the final analysis, this journalistic failure Laura D’Alessandro mealy mouths black people as niggers, covers herself with the word “may” as if she didn’t mean to say what she just said, than gets rescued by white ignoramus political “expert” Harry Basehart from SU who clicks his Colgate teeth:

“Some more recent studies show when you control income, blacks and whites vote at the same rate; so income level and education level are pretty good predictions of voter turnout.”

When you hear these guilty white liberals gathered together at Salisbury University as thick as cottage cheese clacking like this, you just want to slap the white off them: